bopp n mofo

today..
i have an important story to tell everyone..

Once upon a time, there is a chinese teacher, who pays great attention to the words, the proununciation of chinese words being said by his students. The 2 hanyu pinyin that always confuse his students are 'bopo' and 'mofo'. This is because the 2 hanyu pinyin are difficult to read. They are not easy. The words they form are also quite complicated, and they can be deceiving too.

In his class, there are 2 boys who are worried about their pronounciation of chinese words. One boy cant pronounce 'bopo' correctly and another canot pronounce 'mofo' correctly. Hence, these 2 boys keep saying bopo and mofo almost everyday to make sure they say it correctly. These 2 boys got the names of bopo and mofo in the end.

One day, mofo's classmates are very angry with his behaviour and attitude. The chinese teacher hence wants to talk to him. '' I hate your attitude. I really dont know what is really in ur mind, wats ur motive when u enter my class. I made u the class monitor, but tat doesnt give u the power to play around! Its OK to have relationships. But what makes your classmates' blood boil is ur irresponsible attitude in relationships. YOU alr have broken the hearts of 2 girls, however, 1 of them is clever enough not to go with u. n NOW..u have gone for the other girls!..Wat the hell are you doing?..You like to play with relationships?..But relationships are NOT TOYS! Love at 1st sight, Sick at the 2nd?..throw the old toy when u saw a new wat. And now, u even have the termerity to go and steal a toy which belonged to someone else..

As a teacher, I would not let that happen, n if u insist on carry on ur ' 1 girl 1 month' policy, i would not let u off. Furthermore, u have disappointed me in ur position as the CLASS MONITOR. U have used this position to get close to girls, which i think is the worst thing one could have done. Its Utterly horrids, utterly disappointing. Maybe its a bit too late to demote u as u only have abt 1 month b4 u step down..however, in my eyes, u r NOT fit to be the Class monitor!.Therefore, i hereby warn you, u better stop all ur tricks, ur nonsense before u are cRUxified by me.

And attention to all girls out in the class, I hoped u have seen the example of 1 girl who have been hurt by MOFO so badly tat the pain still lingers with her .. My message doesnt mean tat u shld avoid him in class, its just tat u all shld be ultra careful when dealing with him, as U might be the next victim, which i dont wish to see it happen again. I wont tolerate any nonsense from u again.''

MOFO swagger back to his seat, showing an indifferent attitude.

Suddenly, Bopo is called by the chinese teacher again. '' These few days, i have noticed tat u have very itchy hands..u jus could keep ur hands to urself..and maybe u shld have named urself..'mr Tachi'..U like to touch girls, rest ur whole arm on their shoulders, pull their hair. Im jus afraid that u may not control ur hands one day, and may do something sinful. I do not wish this to happen. I hereby warn u, to keep ur hands by ur side..and i wont let u off if i caught u doing 'tat'. I do not wish girls in my class to get hurt!. Girls, jus shake him off if he tries to get near u. U may not know wat happened next.''


BOPO n MOFO
''I warned u again, U all better behave urself, if not i wont let u off''



-anyone who have been observant enough will be able to differentiate who is BOPO, who is MOFO. They are jus around You. NO much danger to guys, but be careful gals, U may be their next victim!! I dun wan u to get hurt-